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Rewards In Heaven
There were three guys who died and went to heaven.
The first went up and God said, "You have committed adultery, so you shall own a bike."
The second guy comes up and God says, "You have almost committed adultery, so you shall own a motorcycle."
The third guy goes up and God says, "You have only thought about adultery so you shall get a Porsche!"
The first guy comes up to the man in the Porsche and starts laughing. The man in the Porsche asks, "Why are you laughing? You only got a bike!"
The guy on the bike says, "I just saw your wife on a skateboard!"