LowComDom Performances Presents
New Ways to Test Software
During a particularly long and painful bout of REGRESSION TESTING our application software, my buddies and I came up with this list of other types of testing we'd like not to see:
AGGRESSION TESTING: If this doesn't work, I'm gonna kill somebody.
COMPRESSION TESTING: 
CONFESSION TESTING: OK, OK, I did program that bug.
CONGRESSIONAL TESTING: Are you now or have you ever been a bug?
DEPRESSION TESTING: If this doesn't work, I'm gonna kill myself.
EGRESSION TESTING: Uh-oh, a bug ... I'm outta here.
DIGRESSION TESTING: Well, it works, but can I tell you about my truck ...
EXPRESSION TESTING: #@%^&*!!!, a bug.
OBSESSION TESTING: I'll find this bug if it's the last thing I do.
OPPRESSION TESTING: Test this now!
POISSON TESTING: Alors! Regardez le poisson!
REPRESSION TESTING: It's not a bug, it's a feature.
SECCESSION TESTING: The bug is dead! Long live the bug!
SUGGESTION TESTING: Well, it works but wouldn't it be better if ...