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Top Ten Amish Spring Break Activities
10. Drink molasses till you heave.
9. Attend a wet bonnet contest.
8. Tear a page out of the room directory and totally trash it.
7. Throw a "Keg of Buttermilk" party.
6. Blow past the Dairy Queen on a really hot Clydesdale.
5. Get a tattoo that says: "Born to Raise Barns."
4. Dare to wear a see-through smock to bed.
3. Sleep in until 6 a.m.
2. Cop a glance behind a checkout counter of the front cover of a Playboy magazine.
1. Churn butter naked.