LowComDom Performances Presents
Chinese Wedding Night
A Chinese couple get married ... and she's a virgin. He is a waiter in a Chinese resturant.
On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darling, I know this is your first time, and you are frightened. I assure you, I will give you anything you want, I will do anything you want.
What do you want?
"I want number 69," she replies.
"You want beef with broccoli?"