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Nonchalant Comments & Questions About Contemporary Life
How dare anyone try to prevent my God-given right to hunt deer with a fully automatic assault rifle?
Charlton Heston may complain about Clinton's policy about gays in the military, but he didn't complain about gays on his movie sets.
Mix Viagra and Prozac and you have a guy who is ready to go, but doesn't really care where.
When I was a kid, all we had to do was just sit around and hope somebody would invent television so we could play Nintendo.
What is the difference between NBA and pro wrestling? The wrestling interviews are entertaining, informative, and the grammar is much better.
Larry Holmes and George Foreman: Two Geezers at Caesar's.
Good judgment comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgment.