LowComDom Performances Presents
This is Pet Appreciation Week, a time to do something special for your pet, something they'll really appreciate, such as:
* Lick your dog's face.
* Bring your cat a dead bird.
* Get your dog a bone and bury it for him.
* Make a concerted effort to learn to purr.
* Eat supper on the floor.
* Spend quality time with your pet rolling around in something really awful.