LowComDom Performances Presents
Dedicated to Women
Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One. Men will screw anything.
Q: How does a man take a bubble bath?
A: He eats beans for dinner.
Q: What is a man's idea of foreplay?
A: A half hour of begging.
Q: How can you tell if a man is sexually aroused?
A: He's breathing.
Q: What's the difference between men and government bonds?
A: Bonds mature.
Q: How do you save a man from drowning?
A: Take your foot off his head.
Q: What do men and beer bottles have in common?
A: They are both empty from the neck up.
Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A: Who knows? It's never happened.
Q: How are men and parking spots alike?
A: The good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
Q: What is a man's idea of helping with housework?
A: Lifting a leg while you vacuum.
Q: What's the difference between men and E.T.?
A: E.T. phones home.
Q: What do you call a man with half a brain?
Q: What are the reasons men don't mind their own business?
A: No mind, no business.
Q: What is gross stupidity?
A: 144 men in one room.
Q: What do men think Rowe vs. Wade is?
A: Two ways to cross a river.
Q: How do men sort laundry?
A: Dirty, and dirty but wearable.
Q: How stupid are men about money?
A: Only a man would buy a $500 car and a $4,000 stereo.