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A Fourth-Grader from West Virginia
One day, a fourth-grader came home from school and asks his father, "Dad, everyone in class can count to 100, but I can only count to 10. How come?"
His father says, "Well son, that's because you're from West Virginia."
The next day, the fourth-grader came home from school and says, "Dad, today everyone in class recited the entire alphabet. I only know up to the letter 'L.' How come?"
Again, his father replies, "Well, that's because you're from West Virginia."
Then one day, the fourth-grader came home and was all excited, wearing a smile from ear to ear. He says, "Dad! Dad! Today, we were in gym class, and all the boys had little penises, but mine was huge! Is that 'cause I'm from West Virginia?"
His father replies, "No son, that's because you're 28 years old!"