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In case your boss asks
Q: What is a zebra? A: 25 sizes larger than an "A" bra.
Q: What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? A: Polaroids.
Q: What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and, if it fell out of a tree, would kill you? A: A pool table.
Q: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? A: The taste.
Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? A: Anyone can roast beef.
Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play? A: They're trying to get away from the noise.
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: Because they have big fingers.