LowComDom Performances Presents
Pussy Eating Frog
This woman goes into a pet store, to purchase some dogfood. She puts the bag of food up on the counter and notices a box full of frogs. She reads the sign on the box.....and it says...." Pussy Eating Frogs" - $20.00 each. (comes with instructions) She looks at it for a minute.......looks around to see if anyone's watching her. ...and she whispers to the man, behind the counter..."I'll take one."
He packages up this frog, the woman grabs her dog food, and is on her way home. She gets home....takes out her instructions and reads them carefully, doing exactly what it says to do.
1) Take a shower, put on some nice smelling perfume 2) Put on a very sexy Teddy 3) Crawl into bed......spread your legs and put the frog down "THERE".
To her surprise, nothing happens. So, she thought, perhaps, this scent she chose is not appealing to the frog..... So, she showers again.....and tries another perfume. She gets back into bed, puts the frog between her legs....NOTHING. She's totally frustrated and pissed off at this point.
She reads her instructions again, thinking there might be something she overlooked. At the bottom of the paper, it says....If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store. So, she does. And the man behind the counter.....said, I've had a few complaints earlier today, I'll be right over to check out the problem.
A few minutes later, he knocks on her door...... .....comes in.....and says, "You'll have to show me exactly what you did." She does. She showers, puts on the teddy, the perfume, gets into bed....and puts the frog between her legs. NOTHING HAPPENS. She says, see.....I've done everything the instructions told me to do and the damn thing just sits there.
The man, looks very concerned and picks up the frog, looking right into his eyes and says........ "I'M ONLY GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW TO DO THIS, ONE MORE TIME."