LowComDom Performances Presents
Life is short. Don't be a dick.
Mean people suck!
To some its a six-pack, to me it's a support Group
I majored in Liberal Arts. Would you like fries w/that.
I majored in Philosophy. Would you like fries w/that.
I have PMS and a gun. Did you have something to say?
I haven't found Mr. Right, but I have found Mr. Cheap, Mr. Sleazy and Mr. Wrong
You're just jealous cause the voices talk to *me.*
It's *Miss* Bitch to you.
I am so good in bed that when I have sex even the neighbors need a cigarette.
I'm immature, unorganized, irresponsible, lazy, and LOUD... but I'm FUN.
Give me a quarter or I'll touch you!
I am so broke, I can't even pay attention.
I am not *a* BITCH... I am *the* BITCH.
I was put on this planet to make your life miserable.
I'm in touch with my inner bitch.
What's wrong? I do what the voices in my head tell me.
Looking for Mr. Right (*crossed out*) Mr. Wonderful (*crossed out*) Mr. Coffee!
In God we trust. All others we monitor.
That dress just screams "Crack Whore."
Half of the people in the world don't have the sense God gave a rock. The other half do.
The nuns made me dress this way.