LowComDom Performances Presents
Men are like department stores - Their clothes should always be half off.
Men are like vacations - They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like computers - Hard to figure out and never enough memory.
Men are like coolers - Load them up with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like chocolate bars - sweet, smooth and they usually head straight for your hips.
Men are like coffee - The best ones are rich, warm and can keep you going all night long.
Men are like horoscopes - They always tell you what to do and usually they are wrong.
Men are like plungers - They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or in the bathroom.
Men are like cement - After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.
Men are like snowstorms - You never know when they are coming, how many inches you will get, or how long it will last.
Men are like parking places - The good ones are usually gone and what's left are handicapped.
Why is it hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.
Why can't men get mad cow disease? Because they are all pigs.