LowComDom Performances Presents
While crossing the US-MexiCan border on his bicycle, a man was stopped by a guard who pointed at the two sacks the man carried on his shoulders.
"What's in the bags?"
"Sand," said the man.
"Get them off and we'll take a look."
The man did as he was told, emptied the bags, and proving the contained nothing but sand, reloaded the bags, put them on his shoulders and continued across the border.
Two weeks later, the same thing happened. Again the guard demanded to see the two bags, which again contained nothing but sand.
This went on every day for six weeks, until one day the man with the sand bags didn't show up.
A few days later, the guard happened to meet him downtown.
"Say friend, you sure had us crazy. We knew you were smuggling something across the border. I won't say a word - but what was it?"