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Mama Knows Best?
Her young bosom heaving in chagrin, Susan confessed her tearful tidings to her Mother.
"Oh Mom !" she sobbed, "I'm pregnant!"
"Ye gads!!!" screamed the Mother. "And just who is the Father?"
The daughter lifted up her weeping face and wailed "How the hell would I know. You're the one who would never let me go steady."