LowComDom Performances Presents
It's Time to Bash The Pres...
Q: What's the new favorite game at the Whitehouse? A: Swallow the leader.
Q: What's the difference between the Titanic and Bill Clinton? A: Only two hundred women went down on the Titanic.
Q: What is Bill's definition of safe sex? A: When Hillary is out of town.
So it's about Bill Clinton's new revelations about his sex life. Seems today he finally admitted that he had sex with Gennifer Flowers a couple of times... but he didn't come.
Q: Why does Bill Clinton cheat on Hillary? A: He wants to be on top.
Q: How many women does it take to satisfy Bill Clinton's sexual appetite? A: It Takes A Village!
One thing's for sure about Clinton... he doesn't neglect domestic affairs!
Q: What's the definition of an Arkansas Virgin? A: A girl that can run faster than the Governor.
Q: What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he did? A: A dead girlfriend.
Q: Why is Clinton so interested in events in the Middle East? A: He thinks the Gaza Strip is a topless bar.