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I just love to fill out stupid questions on forms with equally stupid answers. Here are a few...
Form: Length of Residence... Answer: 73 feet
Form: Are you a leader or a follower ? Answer: A leader, but w/o many followers
Form: Reason for requesting employment Answer: Money
Form: Pet Aversions Answer: None, I love animals
Form: Beneficiary Answer: Wife
Form: Relationship Answer: Strained
Form: Purpose of withdraw Answer: Get money to spend
Form: Person to notify in Case of Accident Answer: Anyone in sight
Form: Number of passengers in vehicle during accident Answer: Three
Form: Disposition of passengers Answer: Mad as Hell !
Form: Number of employees in your office, broken down by sex Answer: None that I know of, Liquor a much larger problem