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The Top 16 Most Ironic Celebrity Deaths
16> Charleton Heston -- Shot by an ape cleaning its semi-automatic "hunting rifle"
15> Pamela Anderson Lee -- Boobytrap
14> Susan Lucci -- Tripped and broke her neck while running up steps to accept Emmy
13> Barry White -- Ambushed by a squad of confused Girl Scout leaders
12> Alanis Morissette -- Killed just after winning the lottery at age 98, in a car accident during a traffic jam on her own rainy wedding day while receiving a prepaid free ride from three women who look just like her but with worse hair. Whoa.
11> Anna Nicole Smith -- Suffocated while working out on a slant board
10> Jenny McCarthy -- Struck by a random thought
9> Marlon Brando -- Choked to death while eating buttered popcorn at 25th anniversary screening of "Last Tango in Paris"
8> Keith Richards -- Natural causes
7> RuPaul -- Prostate cancer
6> Madonna -- Exposure
5> Al Gore -- Dutch Elm disease
4> Keanu Reeves -- Brain tumor
3> Marv Albert -- Hit by Victoria's Secret delivery truck outside of Carpet World
2> Pee Wee Herman -- Died by his own hand
and the Number 1 Most Ironic Celebrity Death...
1> Gallagher -- Killed by Smashing Pumpkins