LowComDom Performances Presents
The beautiful young lady having just returned from a magnificent week long vacation in a South American republic, walked into the local bank & asked about exchanging currency. The teller said he would try to help her. The lass plopped a huge wad of bills onto the counter & the teller then counted it, made a phone call, and returned to count out $ 27.18.
The wide-eyed woman gasped. "You mean to tell me that's all I get for that mountain of bills ?"
"I'm afraid so Miss." replied the teller, "That's the current rate of exchange according to our foreign exchange section.
"God Damn." she hissed, "And I gave that cheap S.O.B breakfast too."