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This is e-mail from the main receptionist for Sun Microsystems at Corporate, and went out to all corporate employees.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= To: All Corporate Employees Subject: Copier!
Date: Thursday, July 24, 1997 12:48PM
PLEASE PLEASE please please please -- I am begging here -- keep any and all paper clips away from the copier! We have had two service calls in the last few days removing paper clips, staples and a binder clip from the innards of the copier.
PLEASE be really really really really careful around the copier. Especially the document handler which seems to suck clits like a vacuum cleaner.
Thanks for your help.