LowComDom Performances Presents
So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
Q: What can a bird do that a man can't?
A: Whistle through its pecker!
Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A: Both of them.
Q: What would get your man to put down the toilet seat?
A: A sex-change operation.
Q: Why did the man cross the road?
A: He heard the chicken was a slut.
Q: Why do women fake orgasm?
A: Because men fake foreplay!
Q: Why do men talk so dirty?
A: So they can wash their mouth out with beer.
Q: Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
A: So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
Q: Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A: Who has the time?
Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: They won't stop to ask directions!
Q: Why don't women have men's brains?
A: Because they don't have penises to keep them in!
Q: What do toy trains and breasts have in common?
A: They're usually intended for the children, but it's the husbands who end up playing with them!
Q: What do you have when you've got 2 little balls in your hand?
A: A man's undivided attention.
Q: Why do men snore when they lay on their backs?
A: Because their balls fall over their asshole and they vapor lock.
Q: What happens when a man opens his zipper?
A: His brains fall out.