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15 REASONS WHY A DIET SODA IS BETTER THAN A MAN
1. When you swallow a diet soda you only get 1 calorie.
2. It comes in a can, not in your mouth.
3. You can ignore a diet soda for weeks and it will still be there when you want it.
4. The first one won't get mad if you need another one tonight.
5. A soda generally lasts longer.
6. You can dump it on the ground when you're done.
7. A diet soda will treat you the same in the morning as the night before.
8. You can pick one up at any store or gas station without your friends talking about you.
9. You can do one in the car even while driving.
10. The aftertaste is certainly better.
11. You can get a bigger size without changing brands.
12. You never have to lie to a diet soda.
13. A diet soda will wait home patiently when you go out with friends and still refresh you when you get home at 6AM.
14. When you are done with it, the bottle is still worth 5 cents.
15. You can have a headache and still enjoy it.