LowComDom Performances Presents
You Know It's Too Hot When...
16). Your ice cream melts before you finish paying for it.
15). The water coming out of your sprinkler systems is steaming.
14). Your rubber sole shoes stick to the asphalt in the parking lot as you walk to your car.
13). You get into your car after work but can't drive away because your steering wheel is too hot to touch.
12). It's 11 o'clock at night and you're still driving around with the air conditioner on.
11). The makeup that you put on while you were driving to work, is running down your face by the time you get there.
10). You use your blow dryer as a fan because it's cooler.
9). The Sizzler sign has both neon and "Real" flames coming off of it.
8). You come home from work and the note on your refrigerator says "On strike".
7). You go outside to leave work and the tires on your car have melted off.
6). You pull up to your house and the HVAC (Heating Ventilation and Air-Conditioning) guy is waiting outside your house with a smile on his face.
5). You get into your car and go to turn on the Air-Conditioning and a voice comes out and says deposit 25 cents.
4). Your building access card you accidentally left in your car now looks like a pretzel.
3). The heat waves in front of you aren't from the road, they're from your dash.
2). You can cook a turkey inside your car faster than you can inside your oven.
and the number 1 way to tell when it's too hot...
1). The little guy on top of Foster's Freeze is missing.