LowComDom Performances Presents
The Top Ten things that would be different if the Disciples were Gay:
10) Less "Sermons on the Mount", more "Musicals"
9) Jesus wouldn't wear a white robe after Labor Day
8) Priests would not get married.....wait a minute....
7) Gospels would be Matthew, Mark, Luke and Bruce
6) Virgin Mary's hair would be flawless
5) Would not have chased money changers out of the temple - they would have redecorated
4) Turn water into dry martinis with just a splash of curacao for color.
3) Triumphant Entry just screams for a Drag number
2) Replace the Beatitudes with "Fabulous are they. . ."
1) Instead of the Last Supper, it would have been the Last Brunch with a cabaret.