LowComDom Performances Presents
Justification for Automotive Assassination
1. "Mean People Suck" stickers. What's wrong with us??
2. "My child was student of the month at...." Instead, how about "My uncle was CIA hit man of the month," or "My father was inmate of the month at San Quentin?"
3. People who look through their steering wheels instead of the windshield when they drive. Don't you just love to see a tuft of white hair and the top of the steering wheel?
4. Convertible Geo Metros. Someone once thought that Pacers and Pintos would be cool too.
5. People who move into the slow lane AFTER you've passed them. Oh God, PLEASE, just one kill!!
6. People with diesel engine cars. GASP! CHOKE! Thanks a lot. COUGH! CHOKE!
7. Having to share the road with cyclists.
8. People with more stickers on their car than paint. And no Anita, I don't believe you.
9. Everyone's favorite group of drivers. No explanation needed here.
10.Purple headed warriors behind the wheel. PLEASE, stick to baking cookies, making shawls and playing with your cats.