LowComDom Performances Presents
Microsoft Cable Network
Microsoft is negotiating a deal with a major cable television company. This will result in:
(a) Enhanced cable systems which will revolutionize both the cable-TV industry and the home computer industry with interactive cable and digital Internet television
(b) Seinfeld reruns that freeze up in the middle of the episode for no apparent reason, requiring you to shut down and restart the episode, losing all unsaved jokes.
The correct answer is (b).
[Paraphrased from Dave Ross, a radio columnist on the CBS Radio Network broadcast 6/12/97]