LowComDom Performances Presents
THE 20 BEST PICK-UP LINES EVER
1. Just call me milk - I'll do your body good!
2. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.
3. You can forget about going to heaven because it's a sin to look that good.
4. How do you like me so far?
5. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk by again?
6. We both know that I am going to follow you home anyway, so why don't I just come along peacefully?
7. Do you know the difference between talking and sex? No? Then let's go up to my room and talk.
8. I didn't realize that angels flew so low.
9. Your father must have been a thief, because he stole all of the stars and put them in your eyes.
10. I envy your lipstick.
11. I just want to be loved - is that so wrong?
12. You remind me of an ice cold Pepsi - I've just gotta have one!
13. Do you believe in the hereafter? Good, then you know what I'm here after.
14. Your lips are like Lay's potato chips. You can't stop with just one.
15. If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.
16. Hi, I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your place?
17. Didn't we bathe together as kids?
18. Baby you look so sweet you're giving me a cavity.
19. Is it me or am I gorgeous?
20. I'd even marry your dog just to be related to you.