LowComDom Performances Presents
Stupid Pet Tricks
A guy walks in a pet store and says, "I need a pet. what would you recommend?"
The store owner looks him over and says "are you you open minded?" The man says he is and they talk about various pets until the owner says "are you sure you're open minded?" the man reassures him that he is, and the pet shop owner starts sing the prais es of this bullfrog over in the corner. On and on and on about what a great pet a bullfrog is. Finally he says "buy this bullfrog, if you don't like him I'll trade you even for anything in the store," the guy says OK, and the deal is done.
Just before the guy with the bullfrog walks out, the owner says "if you're really open minded, there is one other advantage to the bullfrog. That frog gives great blow jobs" the man just looks at him and walks out the door.
A couple of days later the bullfrog owner's wife wakes up when she hears a noise in the kitchen. she gets up to see what's going on. There the guy is sitting at the kitchen table, with the frog and a cook book. She says "what the hell is going on?"
"Well, if I can teach this frog to cook, you're outa here."