LowComDom Performances Presents
Rejected Summer Movie Concepts
"Liar, Liar II: Pants on Fire"
"Indiana Jones & the Craftmatic Adjustable Bed of Doom"
"Space Jam Van Damme" -- Jean Claude kicks the crap out of both Michael Jordan and Bugs Bunny.
"Great Big Boobs and Lots O' Swearing" -- screenplay by Joe Eszterhaus
"Honey, the Profits are Shrinking"
Oliver Stone proves the Internet is run by the Russian Mafia in "Amerika OnLine"
"Double Trouble" -- Those wacky Redgrave sisters take on the Israeli army.
"Missionary Position: Impossible"
"Field of Dreams II: The Parking Garage"
"Shyster!" -- AFTER the disaster, things REALLY heat up!
"AnnaNiconda!" -- Your grandfather and his wallet will have the life squeezed out of them.
"To Wong Foo: So Long, and Thanks for Staying in the Lincoln Bedroom, Hillary Clinton"
"Weekend at Bernie's, Part III" -- Starring River Phoenix
LAPD Productions presents "Michael Jackson's Private Parts"