LowComDom Performances Presents
The Top *12* Signs Your Surgeon May Not Be Legit
12> His gown opens in back, showing nothing but naked flesh.
11> Uses a Ninja Turtles lunch box for a medical bag.
10> Announces he *will* be using anesthesia -- on himself.
9> Diploma reads, "Acme Institute of Home Surgery."
8> Follows a chart that has a large red arrow saying, "Begin here".
7> Says the word "oops!" a lot.
6> Two words: "Doogie Howser"
5> Refers to Gray's Anatomy with alarming frequency.
4> Touches up scalpel with knife sharpener before the incision.
3> Wears Platex Living Gloves to operate because they're "so thin he can pick up a dime".
2> Screams, "Prostate check! Ok, Buddy, feet out and spread 'em!"
and the number 1 Sign Your Surgeon May Not Be Legit...
1> Tells you to take off your clothes, puts on a Sinatra record.