LowComDom Performances Presents
The Top 15 Signs Your Dog Has a Problem With Alcohol
15> Wakes up looking for a little hair o' the human who bit him.
14> Won't go near that darn chuck wagon, but when the bar cart rolls through, he's off like a shot.
13> Lately, you've noticed that he'll even hump a really UGLY leg.
12> No matter what you throw for him to fetch, always returns with a bottle of Cuervo and a lime.
11> Chases pink elephants around the yard instead of squirrels.
10> The only game she'll play with you is "Quarters."
9> Spends more time hugging the toilet bowl than actually slurping from it.
8> Sells house, moves to Vegas, shacks up with beautiful hooker.
7> Justifies quantities consumed by reasoning that they are in "dog beers."
6> When he hikes his leg at the fireplug he keeps falling over backwards.
5> Won't drink out of the toilet unless there's an olive in it.
4> Just signed to do a remake of "Old Yeller" with Kelsey Grammer and Robert Downey, Jr.
3> After a few too many at the office party, tries to pick up the boss's bitch.
2> "Ri *ruv* you, man!!"
and the Number 1 Signs Your Dog Has a Problem With Alcohol...
1> He used to bark -- now he just belches the chorus to "Louie, Louie."