LowComDom Performances Presents
The Top 16 Signs Your Hair is on Fire
16> You receive a mysterious employment offer from the "Fantastic Three."
15> For a brief moment, you forget about those flaring hemorrhoids.
14> Moose and squirrel lead exodus of singed forest creatures to refuge in your pants.
13> Stoners' remark about your "trippy hat, dude."
12> Blistered wood paneling in your double-wide.
11> Julia Child flambes crepes in your Stetson.
10> Your Cocoa Krispies have that charcoal-broiled head lice taste.
9> Flight attendants repeatedly remind you that this is a non-smoking flight.
8> A jealous Don King puts a gun to your head and demands to know your secret.
7> Your team dumps Gatorade on you in the 1st quarter.
6> For some inexplicable reason, you just wish it would rain.
5> Strange urge to bleach skin, buy a llama, and "befriend" little boys.
4> No matter which lane you drive your convertible in, that damn firetruck is still behind you.
3> Smokey the Bear keeps crapping on your bald spot.
2> Suddenly, your date, Tori Spelling, exhibits a *second* facial expression!
and the Number 1 Sign Your Hair is on Fire...
1> Someone always seems to hoist you overhead during "Freebird."