LowComDom Performances Presents
A guy is ordering up shot after shot of booze at a bar, when a woman strikes up a conversation...
She: What are you trying to forget?
He: Well, my divorce just became final. My wife left me because I'm into kinky, kinky sex.
She: What a coincidence, my husband just left me for the same reason. I'm also into kinky sex, and my apartment's about three blocks from here. Why don't you come on by and we'll have some fun?
And off they went. She excused herself, saying she would be back in about ten minutes. When she came out of her bedroom, she was wearing black vinyl crotchless panties, a studded collar, clothespins on her breasts, and she was carrying a seven foot bullwhip.
So he says,"Excuse me, I'll need ten minutes too"
"Do you need to slip into something more comfortable?"
"No, while you were changing, I screwed your dog!"