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TOP 14 Reasons You Know Your Neighbor is an Alien.
14. He gets re-runs of "My Favorite Martian" even though they aren't playing on any of the cable or satellite channels.
13. He named his dog Pluto.
12. He leaves after you do everyday to take his kid to school but somehow always manages to beat you there even though it's only a mile down the road.
11. His Eveready batteries from 1974 somehow keep going and going and going.
10. He gets drunk off of sour milk.
9. His favorite candy is Mars bars and Milky Way.
8. He keeps correcting the technical language during the Star Trek shows.
7. Instead of pink flamingos, he has Marvin the Martian in his front lawn.
6. He likes your wife's cooking.
5. His pool is in the shape of a "V".
4. When he orders a pizza he says "And hold everything with extra anchovies".
3. He bought stock in Lockheed the day before they mysteriously discovered how to create a "thermal influx generator".
2. You can always tell when he is coming over because your porch light begins to glow.
and the number one reason you know your neighbor is an alien...
1. He has an uncanny resemblance to Ross Perot.