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The re-release of George Lucas' "Star Wars" over the raked in millions. "This came as a relief to Princess Leia who had fallen on hard times and was considering becoming a spokeswoman for Weight Watchers and Ocean Spray." (Joshua Sostrin)
Says Paul Ecker, "Teenagers all over the country are asking the same question: Who's Mark Hamill?"
The film was enhanced with even more special effects. "In a related move, Sweden will re-release Ingmar Bergman's films "enhanced with even more gloom,'" (Michael Edens)
"Demi Moore's new movie about the first woman in the elite Navy Seals still has no name," says Alex Kaseberg. "They decided not to go with the title chosen by a test marketing group -- 'Straight to Video.'"
Salt Lake City is No. 1 in the world in Jell-O consumption. Says Jay Leno, "But LA is still No. 1 if you include recreational use. You know -- naked wrestling, Jell-O shots."
NFL commissioner Paul Tagliabue blocked Patriots coach Bill Parcells form switching to the New York Jets without the permission of the Patriots. "The Jets can't win," says Jay Leno. "Even their coaches get intercepted."