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The Top 12 Activities Planned for Michael Jackson's Honeymoon
12> Make prank phone calls to a certain deceased rock star's daughter.
11> Hire that Crocodile Dundee guy to carry bride over threshold.
10> The now-traditional "exchanging of the noses."
9> Embark on 50 country, multi-media, high exposure plea to respect their privacy.
8> Watch "Thriller" video and scream like little girls.
7> Same as last time: Send the wife home and take a group of young boys to EuroDisney.
6> That tender moment when they both remove their veils.
5> Every morning: 1. Throw up. 2. Check on condition of pregnant wife.
4> A lot of crotch grabbing, heavy breathing and moaning -- but no sex.
3> Make sure Michael understands that the baby may not be 100% white.
2> Her: Laying on the beach. Him: Laying on the bleach.
and the Number 1 Activity Planned for Michael Jackson's Honeymoon...
1> Knock up some more chicks!