LowComDom Performances Presents
Top 17 signs that the Pope is your secret admirer
17> You receive a "Get out of Hell Free" card in the mail.
16> Confesses he gets a "resurrection" just thinking about you.
15> Replaces your communion wafer with a Godiva chocolate.
14> No matter what the sin: 3 Hail Mary's and a back massage.
13> When you ask if he likes you, responds with, "Am I Catholic?"
12> Changes "Hail Mary" to "Hail Kathy". Your name? Kathy.
11> When he's called to the chalkboard in your math class, has to hold his pointy hat in front of him.
10> Always talking about the "first coming."
9> Anonymous, racy e-mail traced to "email@example.com."
8> "Except With the Pope" is added to the end of "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery."
7> Keeps wanting to introduce you to "Pope Johnson."
6> "Mirrors on the ceiling? That's kid stuff. I'm talkin' Michelangelo, Baby!"
5> During confession, keeps saying "What do you like best about the church? Me?"
4> Envelopes arrive marked "You May Already Be A Saint."
3> Sends a Cardinal to find out if you like him.
2> Trades in the pope-mobile for a Trans Am. and the Number 1 Sign the Pope is Your Secret Admirer...
1> You start receiving woolen unmentionables from Frederick's of Warsaw.