LowComDom Performances Presents
The Top 15 Movie Surprises this Year
15> "Home Alone - Christmas with Jacko" gets new PG-5 rating.
14> "Escape From LA"? Without a single low-speed Bronco chase???
13> "Jiggle All The Way (A Hooters Christmas Carol)"
12> The 4-hour version of Hamlet features a fully choreographed water ballet, a nude scene featuring Ed Asner, and a surprise ending that reveals O.J. as the killer of Hamlet's father.
11> Argentinian government completely staffed with male dancers.
10> Robert DeNiro stars in "101 Damnations."
9> Even after ten bonghits, "Waiting to Exhale" was no "Cheech & Chong."
8> Another year, with no holiday blockbuster starring screen legend Larry Storch.
7> Jennifer Jason Leigh plays the depressed, co-dependent, alcoholic, drug-addicted, obsessed wife of Santa in "CLAUStrophobia!"
6> "First Contact" introduced Star Trek fans to a new life form - woman.
5> Surgeon General issues a warning that "It's NOT a Wonderful Life."
4> The average jumbo popcorn is now larger and more expensive than the average theater seat.
3> The Mirror Has Two Faces... And Four Really Big Buttcheeks.
2> "Trainstopping" - Dyslexic heroin junkies unclear on the concept.
and the Number 1 Movie Surprise this Year...
1> Two Butthead movies; only one stars Tom Cruise.