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Modern Travel: To promote airline safety, a proposed FAA rule would require that every suitcase checked on a US flight be on the same plane as its owner. "That means that even though you want to fly to Orlando at 9am, you may end up on the 10pm plane to Boise." (Jerry Perisho)
Major airlines oppose the plan. "They are even against a less stringent rule that would require luggage and owners to be in the same country." (Bob Mills)
On Campus: "In a rare lapse of generosity, the NCAA has decided college athletes can get jobs. This statement was sent via ship-to-shore cable from the NCAA yacht SS TV Revenue anchored off Monte Carlo." (Kaseberg)
"Athletes just can't make it anymore on what alumni give them," says Alan Ray.
The FBI released more formerly classified files. Among 15,000 pages newly available to the public were in-depth reports on organized crime and anti-communist groups an several Victoria's Secret catalogs addressed to JE Hoover. (Olympic Daily World)