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With a moo-moo here...
My wife is a primary school teacher, and related this tale after another class returned from a trip to a working farm:
My wife asked little David if he had enjoyed the trip.
"Yes it was great - we saw sheep, horses, goats, and fuckers."
Wife: "er, fine, fine. I know what the sheep and the rest are, but what is a fucker?"
David: "Oh, they're the animals that give us milk"
Wife: "but who said they were called, er, fuckers?"
David: "that was our teacher. Well actually she called them "effers", but we all knew what she meant."