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The Oldest Profession
One evening at the bar, three friends are chatting about their respective professions. They were a doctor, a lawyer and an engineer. After some drinking and many 'war stories', the group began arguing over which of their professions was first.
The doctor argued; "In the very beginning, Genesis chapter 1, God took a rib from Adam and created Eve. God was a surgeon so doctors were the first profession."
The engineer agreed saying, "Yes your are right about God being a surgeon. Before that however, God created the Earth and the Sun, and the whole Universe out of mere chaos. God was an engineer so engineers came before doctors."
The lawyer, smiling quietly asked, "Who do you think created the chaos?"