LowComDom Performances Presents
MATT LEBLANC ("Friends") "caught the eye of a busty young lady in a chic restaurant. And within 15 minutes the pair were headed hand in hand to the ladies room. They spent almost a half an hour alone... before Matt emerged lookming rumpled and disheveled."(Enquirer) Thoughts: 1) Matt must have a great pickup line, to get a complete stranger to sleep with him in less than fifteen minutes of talking. What do you suppose he says?
POSSIBLE PICKUP LINES OF MATT LEBLANC:
a) "Hi, I'm Matt LeBlanc, the star of Friends. You're looking very beautiful tonight. Would you like to go to the ladies room with me?" b) Matt LeBlanc, Friends. I'd like to get to know you better... why don't we go to the women's bathroom? c) LeBlanc, Friends. Hey, why don't we go to the ladies room? I'll bet you flush a mean toilet! d) LeBlanc. Friends. Bathroom. Now.
2) If you go to a famous Hollywood restaurant and there is a long line to get into the women's bathroom, do you suppose that means that Matt LeBlanc is having a long night?
3) I'm still focused on that time. Seduction in 15 minutes!
How long do you suppose it would have taken other stars? a) Brad Pitt--2 minutes b) Sean Connery--4 minutes (9 minutes, w/o toupee) c) Jim Carrey--6 minutes (12 minutes, after "Cable Guy") d) Michael Douglas--8 minutes (only if wife is around--works best under pressure) e) Madonna--3 minutes (but with guys, 7 minutes)