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From The Going Blind Department
X-FILES star DAVID DUCHOVNY is DENYING published reports that he is a "sex addict" and that he is a member of "Sex and Love Addicts Anonymous" a sort of "AA group for sex addicts", although he admits that "staying monogamous requires constant viligence"(Enquirer)
1) Sex and Love Anonymous? Can you imagine?
[Michael Douglas, Charlie Sheen, Matt LeBlanc and David Duchovny sitting around in a circle]
Moderator: "Michael? Do you have something to say?"
Douglas: "Yes... it's been 8 days since I've had anyone... other than my wife."
LeBlanc: "One woman in 8 days! I've had 8!"
Sheen: "Really? Do you still have their phone numbers?"
2) When people are addicted to smoking they give them a substitute to chew on to wean them off smoking. In this case, do you think they give the addicts women substitutes--Corporal Klinger and RuPaul--to chew on?
3) Now, David said that "staying monogamous requires constant viligence."
Do you think if he gets distracted for 10 minutes, he can suddenly focus to find himself in bed with a pretty woman?
David: "Oh no, not again!"