LowComDom Performances Presents
A preacher visits an elderly woman
A preacher visits an elderly woman from his congregation. As he sits on the couch he notices a large bowl of peanuts on the coffee table.
"Mind if I have a few?" he asks.
"No not at all," the woman replied.
They chat for an hour and as the preacher stands to leave, he realizes that instead of eating just a few peanuts, he emptied most of the bowl. "I'm totally sorry for eating all your peanuts, I really just meant to eat a few," stated the preacher.
"Oh that's all right," replied the woman. "Ever since I lost my teeth all I can do is suck the chocolate off them."