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Researchers Now Researching Football Scholarships




Have you seen this pussy?

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Mojo

Last Known Location: Dining Room

From Da Joke Archives

NRA News

The NRA has launched a new membership drive. It will seek gun enthusiasts from three seasons. Duck, deer, and prom. (Ray)


Word of the Day

Vodka

  1. What potatoes aspire to become. Potatoes who fail are known as French Fries.

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Fek'Lar

In his column, "Napster" Fek'Lar thus spake... "A couple of issues ago I was asked to write about my take on Napster. As you might have noticed a few things have changed. As of this writing, Napster has entered into a deal with Bertelsmann Inc., one of the record companies suing Napster. In this deal, Bertelsmann will drop the suit if Napster builds technology which allows Bertelsmann to sell access to their entire music library. A few of the specifics are that Bertelsmann puts up all of the development money for the new software. Napster gets access to the music library. They sell subscriptions for say 5 bucks a month for end users to access everything from Christina Aguilera to Carlos Santana. It's still a little sketchy, but those are the broad strokes. This is without a doubt a perfect Sillycon Valley deal! Let's go the the white board a see why."    more...

From The Crapolla According to Fek'Lar

 


 

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