From Da Joke Archives
When my son was little, he'd ask a hundred questions daily.
Once I told him, "What would happen if I asked as many questions as you do?"
Without a pause he replied, "Well, then, you might be able to answer some of mine."
Word of the Day
- A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary
In his column, "Never Call on the Idiot savant" Fek'Lar thus spake... "I couldn't believe this. At a recent WTHAIS All-Hands meetings our CEO called on some of the new people to introduce themselves. Apparently we hired a strategist who is an Idiot savant. When asked to tell us about his family, this guy didn't say the obligatory couple of sentences and shut up. No, he talked about his wife for what I was told was a solid thirty minutes." more...
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