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Researchers Discover Research Doesn't Attract Women

Researchers Now Researching Football Scholarships




Have you seen this pussy?

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Mojo

Last Known Location: Dining Room

From Da Joke Archives

Museum Scrapped

A plan for a cadaver museum in Tampa may be scuttled. City officials say if people want to see lifeless bodies, they can always go to a Devil Rays game.

(Barach)


Word of the Day

Admissions Office

  1. Where they take you to get you to admit you've mooned the keynote speaker during "new student weekend."

From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary


Fek'Lar

In his column, "The Penny Dropped" Fek'Lar thus spake... "I've taken on a new Padawan learner at WTHAIS. But I haven't been as confident in this one as I had with so many others. He seems tentative to get into trouble. If there's any word to describe my team, it's trouble. This is a bad place if you don't like being on the edge of getting fired. It's one of those jobs where you have to fall on your face a few times, and risk pissing people off to get anywhere. This is not a job for people who want a quiet life. This Padawan has been quite squeamish. But then one day..."    more...

From The Crapolla According to Fek'Lar

 


 

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