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Have you seen this pussy?

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Mojo

Last Known Location: Dining Room

From Da Joke Archives

I've Managed Guys Like This

A knight and his men return to their castle after a hard month of riding.

"How are we faring?" his king asks.

"Sire," replies the knight, "I have been robbing and pillaging on your behalf all day, burning the towns of your enemies in the west."

"What?!" shrieks the king. "I don't have any enemies to the west!"

"Oh." replies the knight. "Well, you do now."


Word of the Day

Homo Sapien

  1. A species with a God complex.

From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary


Fek'Lar

In his column, "I am not..." Fek'Lar thus spake... "For those wondering, I am not the person who put the "No Vacancy" sign on the Santa Clara City Limit marker. It's the sort of thing I sit up all night trying to think of. But no, I can't take credit for it."    more...

From The Crapolla According to Fek'Lar

 


 

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