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Researchers Discover Research Doesn't Attract Women

Researchers Now Researching Football Scholarships




Have you seen this pussy?

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Mojo

Last Known Location: Dining Room

From Da Joke Archives

Happy Feet

Cindy McCain has turned down an invitation to be on "Dancing With The Stars" this season. Apparently the only dances are the ones John McCain taught her. The "Jitterbug" and the "Charleston".

Jim Barach http://jokesbyjim.blogspot.com


Word of the Day

ADA

  1. Something you need only know the name of to be an Expert in Computing. Useful in sentences like, "We had better develop an ADA awareness."

From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary


Fek'Lar

In his column, "Developed Nation Devices in the Developing Nations" Fek'Lar thus spake... "I was recently on safari in the United Republic of Tanzania. It was a two-week vacation to see one of the least-spoiled places on earth, and the Great Migration. Tanzania is what we now call a Developing Nation. Most of the people live on very little money, and quite a lot of the country doesn't even have electricity. It was interesting to see how all of our Developed Nation devices faired in a country with little infrastructure."    more...

From The Crapolla According to Fek'Lar

 


 

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