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Quiet and Refined
She was a breath-taking lovely as she sat on the bar stool. None of the men had had the nerve to even approach her.
Finally, one brave soul downed his third drink, walked over and said, "I hate to see a pretty young girl like you ruin her reputation by frequenting a place like this. Allow me to take you to someplace where the atmosphere is quiet and refined -- like my apartment."
Word of the Day
- The result of getting what you thought you wanted.
From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary
In his column, "The TPS Cubbyhole" Fek'Lar thus spake... "What VP's like to see every morning are metrics. They want a simple, easy-to-read report that won't throttle their brains. To that end, I'm required no-less than twice a week to update a field of every record in the primary application I work in so the VP will know what I'm doing without actually knowing what I'm doing." more...
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