Dust Bag Full!
From Da Joke Archives
So these two cowboys are riding the fence line in Montana looking for downed wire. They come upon a ewe caught in bad wire. The old hand gets down, unbuckles his belt, etc, does the dirty deed with the ewe. Looking up at the new guy with him, he says, "Say, would you wanna try this?" "I might," he says, "but do I hafta put my head in the barbed wire?"
Word of the Day
- Edible wood-pulp said to aid digestion and prolong life, so that we might enjoy another six or eight years in which to consume wood-pulp.
From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary
In his column, "Just What Do You Do With a Busted Computer?" Fek'Lar thus spake... "I mentioned in Crap 200704 that my old iBook 700 finally took the big dirt nap. The trouble was there was a hard drive in the machine. I've stopped putting personal data on internal drives because of the security risks that crop up when computers need service. But even so, I don't believe in tossing a hard drive full of data into the scrap heap where anyone and his brother can get their paws on it." more...
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