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Welcome to Hell
An English landowner and his Irish manservant ran into each other in hell one day.
"My lord," the Irishman exclaimed, "What are you doing here?"
The landowner sighed. "I'm here because I lied, cheated, and stole to pay the debts run up by that playboy son of mine. But you were a faithful, loyal servant. Why are you here?"
"For fathering that playboy son," the Irishman replied.
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- In My Not-So-Humble Opinion
From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary
In his column, "Let Us Pray" Fek'Lar thus spake... "As some of you know, I recently left Titanic Software. I clearly wasn't captain of that ship and thus saw no reason to go down with it. I joined up with The Church of the Holy and Immaculent Operating System which I will refer to as "The Church"." more...
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