From Da Joke Archives
What's the most common cause of hearing loss amongst men?
Wife saying she wants to talk to him.
Word of the Day
- A mountain getting its rocks off.
- One of the few actual perils skiers face that needlessly frighten timid individuals away from the sport. See also: Blizzard, Fracture, Frostbite, Hypothermia, Lift Collapse.
From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary
In his column, "A Change of Seasons" Fek'Lar thus spake... "Not so long ago, she who will soon be Mrs. Fek'Lar mentioned that she was putting into storage her winter wardrobe and bringing out her summer wardrobe. This naturally started the little wheels in my head spinning. Wardrobes? Is it time for me to pack my earth-tone t-shirts and get out my bright pastel t-shirts? I don't have bright pastel t-shirts, and those aren't earth-tones, they're barbeque sauce stains!" more...
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