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From Da Joke Archives
I'm Helping!
One March day my wife said that the house needed painting.
"It's still winter," I replied. "Forget it."
In April, she told me she had bought some exterior latex. I said that it was still too cold to paint.
In May, I heard her outside one day yelling for help, and we set up the ladder so she could start painting. Then I went inside to get a beer. As I sat in a lawn chair not far from where my wife was working, a neighbor passed by. "Aren't you ashamed?" she asked. "How can you sit there drinking beer while your wife is up on a ladder painting the house?"
Glancing up at my wife, I responded, "She doesn't like beer."
In his column, "Take No Prisoners!" Fek'Lar thus spake... "I'm in full Barbarian Mode these days. This happens whenever the doo doo hits the rotating blades. I just got a note that someone bought a bunch of fans and fed their pet yak some five week old cottage cheese. Fek-Lite as the Twinkee used to refer to my attitude is on hold." more...
March 1, 2010
Another issue of The Crapolla According to Fek'Lar was published.
The following items were added to Da Joke Archive.
The following words were added to the LowComDom Online Dictionary.
The person who knows everything has the most to learn.
