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Researchers Discover Research Doesn't Attract Women

Researchers Now Researching Football Scholarships




Have you seen this pussy?

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Mojo

Last Known Location: Dining Room

From Da Joke Archives

The Golden Years

I cannot see I cannot pee I cannot chew I cannot screw

My hearing stinks Memory shrinks No sense of smell I look like hell

The golden years Have come at last The golden years CAN KISS MY ASS!


Word of the Day

Criminal

  1. A person who doesn't see eye-to-eye with the government.

From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary


Fek'Lar

In his column, "No! I'm tAlKiNg AbOuT tHe OTHER kINd of STRESS!" Fek'Lar thus spake... "One thing I've noticed about The Valley is there's a lot of pressure here. Back when I did tech support I just thought it was us folks working the phones to explain how to download the pornography who had it tough. As I have moved into other parts of other companies, I have become convinced that everyone shares the pain to some degree or another. What's important is how you deal with it."    more...

From The Crapolla According to Fek'Lar

 


 

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