From Da Joke Archives
The Golden Years
I cannot see I cannot pee I cannot chew I cannot screw
My hearing stinks Memory shrinks No sense of smell I look like hell
The golden years Have come at last The golden years CAN KISS MY ASS!
Word of the Day
- A person who doesn't see eye-to-eye with the government.
From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary
In his column, "No! I'm tAlKiNg AbOuT tHe OTHER kINd of STRESS!" Fek'Lar thus spake... "One thing I've noticed about The Valley is there's a lot of pressure here. Back when I did tech support I just thought it was us folks working the phones to explain how to download the pornography who had it tough. As I have moved into other parts of other companies, I have become convinced that everyone shares the pain to some degree or another. What's important is how you deal with it." more...
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