From Da Joke Archives
Not So Secular
"The Texas School Board wrestled with history book content Monday with opposing panels battling over religious references. Some editing is necessary. The Garden of Eden was not in Austin and Joshua did not lead the Israelites to victory over Oklahoma."
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From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary
In his column, "Are You Really Buying Music on iTunes?" Fek'Lar thus spake... "Splat! Not two weeks after returning from Jolly Old England, my iBook took the big dirt nap. During the day it worked, later that night, it wouldn't power up. I suspect that although the power brick was rated for the 240 volts in England, it had been providing too high a voltage to the mobo. I dragged the machine into the local Apple store for repair. A week later I had the same case and LCD screen, but virtually everything else had been replaced." more...
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