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Have you seen this pussy?

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Mojo

Last Known Location: Dining Room

From Da Joke Archives

Welcome to Hell

An English landowner and his Irish manservant ran into each other in hell one day.

"My lord," the Irishman exclaimed, "What are you doing here?"

The landowner sighed. "I'm here because I lied, cheated, and stole to pay the debts run up by that playboy son of mine. But you were a faithful, loyal servant. Why are you here?"

"For fathering that playboy son," the Irishman replied.


Word of the Day

IMNSHO

  1. In My Not-So-Humble Opinion

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Fek'Lar

In his column, "Let Us Pray" Fek'Lar thus spake... "As some of you know, I recently left Titanic Software. I clearly wasn't captain of that ship and thus saw no reason to go down with it. I joined up with The Church of the Holy and Immaculent Operating System which I will refer to as "The Church"."    more...

From The Crapolla According to Fek'Lar

 


 

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