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Mojo

Last Known Location: Dining Room

From Da Joke Archives

Looking For a Date?

A woman decides that she's had it with trying to find a decent man in a bar. So she takes out an ad in the paper that says she is seeking a mate who is loyal, rich and a good lover.

After a few days, her doorbell rings. She opens the door and sees a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs.

He says, "I'm here about your ad."

Momentarily taken aback, she says, "Well, how do I know you're loyal?"

"Well, I saved my platoon from the VC in 'Nam. That's where I lost my arms and legs," he replies.

"Well, how do I know you're rich?" she inquires.

"I make over $3 million a year. I have my own software company. You can look at my bank statement," he continues.

Looking him over in his wheelchair, she demands, "Well, how do I know you're a good lover?"

He shrugs, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"


Word of the Day

Nazigator

  1. An overbearing member of your carpool.

From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary


Fek'Lar

In his column, "My New Years Resolution" Fek'Lar thus spake... "If I don't have anything nice to say, I'll make sure everyone knows. This was last year's resolution, and it seems to have worked just fine, so I'm keeping it."    more...

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