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Have you seen this pussy?

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Mojo

Last Known Location: Dining Room

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Popular Opinion

Contrary to popular opinion, facts are not established by popular opinion." --Don Watson, ISPE


Word of the Day

Kyrie Eleison

  1. The only Greek words that most Catholics can recognize besides gyros and baklava.

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Fek'Lar

In his column, "What's On TV?" Fek'Lar thus spake... "Have you noticed that the major TV networks (and some of the minor local jokers) are putting so much crap on the screen that you can't actually see the show you tuned in to? News channels are the worse offenders, but the Discovery channel is almost comical. They put small animations on the screen to tell you that Prehistoric Snot will be on Wednesday at 8. You're so distracted by the mucus animation that you can't see In search of Armpit Hair which is what you wanted to see in the first place. Of course you only knew about the armpit hair show because they had an animation in the corner of Top 10 Sex Offenders which you never miss Sunday night."    more...

From The Crapolla According to Fek'Lar

 


 

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