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Film Review - Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever
What a horrible train wreck! Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever is a crappy TV movie that someone accidently released to theatres.
This movie is about secret agents double-crossing each other, killing each other's kids, faking the deaths of spouses, and yet it still can't explain the simplest of plot devices. You know like WHY is the FBI running a SECRET GOVERNMENT in Vancouver, British Columbia, CANADA? Also, why do FBI agents have Canadian accents, eh?
There's a millions reasons why, not one is explained. These morons say stuff like, "Well, it's what we do." Really? Here's what I do. I tell people to wait for pieces of crap like this to come out on TV and then watch something else. Next time, try hiring a writer!
Directed by Wych Kaosayananda
Released in 2002
MPAA Rating: R
Reviewed by Mongo