LowComDom Performances Presents
After The Moose Hunt
A guy went hunting for moose and bagged a big one. He took it to a butcher who specialized in dealing with the (usually very large) carcasses brought in by moose hunters.
He starts by cutting up the moose into smaller pieces. As he cuts up the moose, he puts the parts into bags and marks them according to contents: chops, rump steak, ribs, sirloin, etc.
When he finishes, he is usually left with a pile of unidentifiable parts.
These he puts all into one bag and labels them..."Moosellanious."