Boy Scouts

In a test of emergency systems some boy scouts impersonated wounded persons who were to be picked up and cared for by the emergency units. Scout Pauly was supposed to lie on the ground and await his rescuers, but the first-aid people got behind schedule, and the Scout lay "wounded" for several hours.

When the first-aid squad arrived where the casualty was supposed to be, they found nothing but a brief note: "Have bled to death and gone to McDonalds for a refill."