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About to marry a woman in her 20's, a man aged 85, went to a marriage counselor and asked how he might keep his prospective bride happy. Shaking his head, the counselor could only say: "I think you should take in a youthful boarder."
Several months later, the old gent returned to the counselor and reported that his new bride was pregnant.
"I see you took my advice about the boarder," said the counselor, chuckling.
"Yep," said the octogenarian, "and she's pregnant, too."