What A Rip-Off!

I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display with a sign saying "Newly translated from the original French: 37 mating positions."

Noticing that the books were already wrapped in plain brown paper, I just had to buy one.

Once safely at home I opened it, out of sight of my wife, and found that I had just purchased an expensive book about Chess.

Tell me another Joke!

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