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May 2009 Archive

  • I've sure gotten old!
  • The Pastor
  • Going, Going
  • The 104 Year-Old-Woman
  • Judy and Candy
  • No Sex
  • Going Home
  • The Bifocals
  • Granny Grad
  • Shopping
  • The Girlfriend
  • Rappers Unite
  • Little Known Fact
  • The Quickest Way
  • Toy Money
  • The Rope
  • Funeral Procession
  • Out of the Dog House?
  • The Hotel
  • The Private Detectives
  • Teen Whoopie
  • Brazilian
  • The New Nun
  • Fake Doc
  • A Thousandfold
  • Critics
  • Asleep at the Switch
  • Thanks For Nothing A family was having dinner on Mother's Day. For some reason the mother was unusually quiet. Finally the husband asked what was wrong. "Nothing," said the woman. Not buying it, he asked again. "Seriously, what's wrong?" "Do you really want to know? Well, I'll tell you. I have cooked and cleaned and fed the kids for 15 years and on Mother's Day, you don't even tell me so much as "Thank you." "Why should I?" he said. "Not once in 15 years have I gotten a Father's Day gift." "Yes," she said, "but I'm their real mother."
  • What a Great Gift!
  • Happy Mother's Day
  • The Teenager
  • BBQ
  • Chill Out
  • Why Don't They just Let You Drill For Oil?
  • To Russia With Love
  • Does Your Tent Have Wifi?
  • Liars!
  • Doctor Visit
  • Job Search
  • Getting to Third Base
  • An Actor Comes Home
  • Last Resort
  • Made in China
  • The Visiting Preacher
  • Birds of a Feather
  • Louisiana
  • New Invention
  • Oldest RIP
  • Delays
  • Judi
  • Relative Comfort
  • Time Well Spent
  • Camel Problems
  • Phantom 2
  • Tinkerbell
  • The Force
  • Cheap Seats
  • The Insurance Claim
  • Drunken Confession
  • Time For a Pit Stop
  • You Got a Problem With That?
  • Don't Look Now....
  • What Next... A Library?
  • Married Again
  • The Bus
  • Sometimes Crime Does Pay
  • Jury Duty
  • The Pervert
  • Fidel 50
  • Loud Woman
  • Feeling Guilty
  • RIP Woman
  • Back to the Drawing Board
  • Forget It, I'll Just Die!
  • Music Muted
  • A Bachelor, Defined 1
  • Another Belief of Mine
  • My Mafia
  • A Bachelor, Defined 2
  • Pick-Up Lines
  • Whore Jobs
  • A Bachelor, Defined 3
  • Oops!
  • Power Play
  • A Bachelor, Defined 4
  • The Temp
  • Health Hazard
  • A Bachelor, Defined 5
  • New Stock Market Terms for 2009
  • Blind Spot
  • A Bachelor, Defined 6
  • The Widow
  • Nuke Families